Sexy Talk for Sexy People
You’re done. You’re just so fucking over it. But you know you have to talk about it. No, you do. Don’t be dumb. Even if you hate the “Closure Conversation”, and you hate your ex even more you have to talk to them about it. Ignorance is not bliss. You deserve to tell them why they suck, and they deserve to hear it. You never know, you might get something out of it.
When you’re done hashing out every bit of why it didn’t work, march your ass over to a Love Hotel. These private fuck forts are there for your fuzzy tingle times, and never have to interact with people you aren’t banging. It’s all about class, and keeping it professional.
Happy Holidays! Get Goobled.